i don’t just want a boyfriend/girlfriend i want someone who laughs into kisses and stays in bed an extra hour with me every morning and buys me chinese food when i’m on my period and cries in front of me and lets me cry in front of them and someone i can take quiet baths with or have shower fights with and someone i can just be completely me around and i dont care how corny it sounds i just wanna find a soul mate
my husband did all of this for me AND bought me root beer while I was on my period :D
I can’t stand this shit. I cannot fucking stand it.
For one thing, I am 99.9% sure that the rule right there applies to LaVeyan Satanism, which to my knowledge is an atheistic group/religion?. A-the-is-tic.
And for another thing, are you kidding? Are you fuuuucking kidding?
Jesus says avoid sexual immorality.
You know what’s pretty sexually immoral?
HE ALSO SAYS AVOID HURTING PEOPLE. TREAT PEOPLE WELL. PAUL CALLS OUT THE RAPE OF MALE PROSTITUTES AND YOUNG BOYS IN ROME AND SO ON.
JUST BECAUSE IT ISN’T IN THE FIRST TEN RULES OF THE GAME DOESN’T MEAN IT ISN’T THERE.
Seriously please stop trying to be fucking edgy because it’s not cute. People of every religion do fucked up shit and any form of Satanism is no exception. Christians have done some DUMB AND AWFUL AS FUCK shit and they sTiLl Do (i dONT KNOW WHY) but that doesn’t mean Satanism is rainbows and flowers because they have their share of hefty shit too. Cut it out.
Bless this post. I’m glad someone finally pointed this out. Not all Christians are evil bigots who think rape is ok and hate gay people.
I’m getting fucking tired of boys complaining that girls “take friends” to go to the bathroom. You know whose fault that is, motherfuckers? A culture that teaches that women’s bodies are not our own. We fear being taken advantage of on buses, in alleys, and yes, in bathrooms. You…
Ahahahahaha! Omg they just pulled this out of their ass!
I go with other girls to talk about things. It’s kinda hard to explain, but during parties and stuff, I’ll announce my leave and some girls will say, “oh, I have to pee too. Let’s go together.” And then we go to the bathroom and gossip and fix our makeup and get to know each other. It’s actually a great way to make friends lol
So we aren’t doing it out of fear. We are doing it to socialize.
Wait, girls actually go to the bathroom with other girls?
Pretty much every girl in all my schools did so. I think it was a carry over from when we would be sent to the bathrooms in groups as kindergarteners. We just kept doing it to socialize. I’ve never found it wierd at all.
I’m so anti social that I never have friends to go to the bathroom with. And when I have to pee I try to find a bathroom that doesn’t have a lot of people in it :P
When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed.
Little things, you guys. Little things.
karlie is a genius
If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.
he’d swallow his eyeballs.
Meanwhile in my 4 am psych cram session….I’m pretty sure if Freud had ever seen the best of tumblr’s text posts he would maybe have changed his theory about unacceptable sexual desires and irrational wishes being subconscious.